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Octopus Nunchucks

zaibatsu Give a man a fish, he’ll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, he’ll eat for life. Give an octopus nunchuks, no one’s eating fish ever again.

God and Sarah Palin

god Sorry I have been so silent lately. I thought I had a stomach flew but realized that I throw up every time I hear @SarahPalinUSA‘s voice.

Darth Vader on “the brig...

darthvader If there’s a bright center to the universe, I’m on the planet it’s farthest from. Yours.

Milonakis Wants to Smoke Swish...

AndyMilonakis Yo @BarackObama if you think it would be cool to be able to smoke a fat swisher with me, don’t reply.

Google RealTime The Real Deal

Google showed its software development genius and dominance today with the release of a real-time search engine that blows the doors off a pretty efficient engine as it was. Google’s Realtime Search combines Twitter and Facebook for public status updates. Google...

Lohan Tweets Again! Tweet-of-t...

Lindsay returned to Twitter several hours ago and reminded us of how important it is that paparazzi not “take pictures or video while someone’s driving or at a stop light,” or anything, like, whatever, clearly. Lohan earns our...

Promoted Tweets Works for Zecc...

Online brokerage firm Zecco today announced early success from its involvement in the ongoing beta of Twitter’s Promoted Tweets program. Over the past two months, Zecco sampled 50 Promoted Tweets and measured their effectiveness. In comparison to regular Tweets,...
recent from Entertainment Lohan Tweets Again! Tweet-of-the-Day
Lohan Tweets Again! Tweet-of-the-Day Lindsay returned to Twitter several hours ago and reminded us of how important it is that paparazzi not “take pictures or video while someone’s driving or at a stop light,” or anything, like, whatever, clearly. Lohan earns our Tweet-of-the-Day: “Clearly.. Paparazzi shouldn’t be...
recent from Politics North Korea Now Tweeting
North Korea Now Tweeting North Korea has joined the twitter-sphere. North Korea is not new to the social media scene; less than one month ago it started broadcasting clips on YouTube. North Korea opened its Twitter account on Thursday and was formally announced yesterday on North Korea’s official Web site Uriminzokkiri. North...
recent from Sports Ochocinco Fined 25K for Tweets
Ochocinco Fined 25K for Tweets Cincinnait Bengals wide receiver Chad Ochocinco has been fined $25,000 by the NFL for two violations – possessing an electronic device and posting messages on Twitter during a preseason game against the Philadelphia Eagles. If you did not know already, NFL players are not allowed to post messages on...
recent from Entertainment Lohan Tweets Again! Tweet-of-the-Day
Lohan Tweets Again! Tweet-of-the-Day Lindsay returned to Twitter several hours ago and reminded us of how important it is that paparazzi not “take pictures or video while someone’s driving or at a stop light,” or anything, like, whatever, clearly. Lohan earns our Tweet-of-the-Day: “Clearly.. Paparazzi shouldn’t be...
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